Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

It's a hell of a risk

She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money

Please dont invite such people to your home

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case

Lot of Advertising

Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female

How do you identify a woman player?

You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex

Or blackmail

Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

If you are desperate enough to want paid sex

Again

That means

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman

Never allow these people into your home

Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

They are mainly sex workers

The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong

Then only Goa is 100% clean

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc